Who's that Pokemon?

_{I shamelessly stole this meme from Deskleaves!}

0. This Pokemon is you:
 Huh. Could be worse, I guess.

1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
 Cool! My friend is literally a living fossil!

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
 Well, this shouldn't be TOO difficult... I hope.

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
 This is perhaps the most capable looking lab partner I've ever had!

4. This Pokémon is looking for every possible way to murder you:
 It's always the cute ones! Well, at least I have the type advantage.

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
ACCURATE. Luckily, she's as nice as she looks.

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
Oh my, are you giving me bedroom eyes?

7. This Pokémon is your ex:
 What a smug looking asshole.

8. This Pokémon stalks your every waking moment:
 Geez. He even looks like a creeper! D:

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
 Awww, come here my squishy baby~!

10. This Pokémon ate all your cake:
How? His mouth is zipped shut! Who framed this sweet baby?!

11. This Pokémon is what you felt in bed last night:
 No wonder I was so freaking cold! D:<

12. This Pokémon punched your mom:
My mom can take it. He's probably a pancake now.

13. This Pokémon will do anything to steal your shoes:
 What do you want my shoes for?? You don't even have feet!

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
 Holy cow! I am a total bad-ass. 0.0

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
 Awww! Come on little buddy, let's go on epic adventures together~

16. This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:
 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE? HOW DID YOU GET HERE, AND WHY ARE YOU READING TO ME???

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
 I SHALL NAME HIM SPIKY AND WILL BE MINE. HE WILL BE MY SPIKY! 

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
Look at that creeper grin! Why am I not surprised?

19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
Hell yeah, Dragon types FTW! No wonder I can't stop dreaming about him.

20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
 AWW, HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY! CAN WE KEEP HIM??

21. This Pokémon plays with you in an alternate universe:
 Well, good thing it isn't this universe. I'd be a little scared. We all know the one thing Dittos are good for.

22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
NO WONDER WHY I KICK SO MUCH ASS.

23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
 Oh thanks, I needed some better lighting in my studio!

24. This Pokémon is the first you wild encounter:
AND I RAN LIKE HELL!

25. This Pokémon will come take care of you when you can't:
That's cool and all, but how exactly does he 'take care' of me? 0.0'

26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
Fuck. WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE CUTE ONES???

27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
Uhmm... You can keep them. -plugs nose-

28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
 He looks pretty reliable, I'm sure he always pays me back in a timely manner.

29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
I guess I must babysit as a pokemon too...

30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
-Doesn't tag anyone because he's extinct-